"I'm a What? Hey! Who are you calling a "FAT PUPPY?!"
"I have been around for a long time and my owner looks most dignified when he is smoking ME! Ha! So there! I am beautiful, on the inside and out. My diamond shaped shank, a work of art. This "bulging waistline" is sexy curves and lines that should be bronzed; some say I could be the eighth wonder of the world.
"But not my owner, he's always grabbing for that short fat stubby 'prince.' FROG is right! I agree with you there Billiard. Hey, I gotta finish this later, the old guy's taking me for a smoke. I hope he packs me with some Maltese Falcon or maybe some well aged Squadron Leader. After all I am English you know. Tea time. Tally ho."
I hate to tell you this, but I replaced you with a rhodesian. I like the round shanks better.
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